Overall points

1. 3445 - Fetus in Fetu (Birdseye, Ram Man, Dumptruck - NYC/CHI)
2. 2788 - Hot Boiled Peanuts aka Muy Caliente Legumes (Shane, Meghan, Jason - DC)
3. 2615 - Hakuna Matataz (Cecily, Brian “Ohio”, Ryan Pennsacola - NYC/CHI/FLA)
4. 2478 - Oh Fucky My Ass, eh aka The LOS MARCOS Kill Team (Zach, Alexis, Bainesworth - NYC/OTT/RVA)
5. 1880 - I’m not gay, but my roommate’s dick tastes like shit (Sean (MVP!), Ben, Johnny Midwest - RVA/NYC)
6. 2010 - Darth Ackbar (Zack, Adam, Leslie - NYC/SEA)
7. 1845 - Bosstlyn aka Bri Aggressive (Brianna, John, Jordan - NYC/BOS)
8. 1835 - Get Yourself Tested (Quinn, Ian, Ben, Fiona - NYC/RVA/CHI)
9. 1674 - The Rumblinas (Shelly, Oleha, Chandel - TO)
10. 1430 - Team Adorable (Tommy, Nate, Dave - NYC)
11. 1380 - The Black Widows (Katie, Amber, Julie - NYC)
12. 1263 - We’ll get back to you on that (Jen, Quinn, Paul - OTT/NYC)
13. 1015 - Lee & the Ladies (Lee, Lindsay, Megan - Columbus, CHI)
14. 732 - Dangerously Delicious Dump a pupu platters (Nick, Tim, Vince - ?)
15. 650 - What kind of dinosaur is that? (Tucker, Cait, ? - CHI/MKE)
16. 505 - 3rd Wheel Que Malo (Tink, Bruce, Jason Aquamoore - DC)
17. 480 - Raw Dog & Bail (Nathan, Will, ? - ?)
18. 250 - The Kurt Angles (Brad, Jonathan, Ian - PIT)
19. 120 - And Whatnot (Capriotti, Chris, Nick - PHI/NYC/RVA)

Other notable points results!

A separate column was kept for “misc. shenanigans, bribery, hijinks, etc.” This is where Los Marcos is traditionally won. No one can remember waht points were given for what, but some things are “court streaking”, “stripper tipping”, “coffee”, “tequila bribe”, “stick & poke tattooing the MVP”, “taking you shirt off at party”, “pleasing los marcos”, the list goes on

1320 Sean RVA (MVP MVP MVP)
810 Birdseye (last year he had only 200. You suck!)
640 Chandel (wore orange onesey best)
430 Tucker (sponsors get mad points)
415 Dave Neigburrito
410 Bri Aggressive (nice disc wheels!)
390 Ben/Fiona (can’t remember why)
390 Leslie (lots of bribery)
385 Cecily (2009 HCBP MVP)
370 Katie (nice hair)
358 Jason Woadie (1st person to earn points, in July)
345 Zach Lefty Doodle (for being from Brooklyn Bike y Board)
345 Ram Man
345 Ryan Pennsacola (has hot friends in Florida)
275 Bainesworth (for playing with us in PHI even though we lose)
295 Dumptruck
263 Alexis (although we assume he awarded himself most of those points)
250 Julie Benedetto (ran alleycat, didn’t play any polo)
250 Shelly (also wore orange onesey best)
225 Jen Ottawa (kidnapped Bueno’s child)
220 Cait (official Los Marcos personal assistant)
210 Tommy
205 Ackbar
200 Bruce (nice bike)
-180 Red Chris (cries too much)
-650 Johnny Midwest (1 point deduction for every $1 paypalled to him)

Scavenger Hunt Totals

1500 or so - Hot Boiled Peanuts
1020 - Bosstlyn/Bri Aggressive
970 - Fetus in Fetu
910 - I’m not gay but my roommate’s dick tastes like shit
710 - Hakuna Matataz
660 - The Rumblinas
630 - Oh Fuck My Ass, eh?
590 - Lee & the Ladies
510 - Get Yourself Tested
320 - Darth Ackbar
260 - Dangerously Delicious Dump a Pupu Platters
150 - We’ll get back to you on that
120 - The Black Widows
20 - Team Adorable

Top Karaoke

280 - Zachstar - “Bohemian Rhapsody”
275 - Hot Boiled Peanuts
250 - Fiona “Your so vain” with her own lyrics that she forgot
120 - Bosstlyn
120 - Lee & the Ladies
110 - Ackbar
100 - Dumptruck - “Common People”
100 - Hakuna Matataz - “Kokomo”
100 - The Black Widows
80 - Adorable

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Registration

Rgistration fee $15 per person. Maybe even reduce to $10. Or maybe bump it to $20 and everyone get shirt. We trying to understand spradsheet porgram y figure out how much money to steal from HANNAH MONTANA FEDERATION to buy slip y slides for tornamet. But no more than $20 we pormise.
For information on registration, email Los Marcos! We chak it, is promis!

Housing

For information on housing, email Paul & Cecily

SCAHDULE. IS SUBJACT TO HCHANGE Maybe

FIREDAY, OCTOBER 9INE:

8PM - Karaoke y Registrashun at Hope & Anchor. 347 Van Brunt St
Brooklyn, NY http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&q=hope+%26…
One member from team must sing Karaoke in order to register. Teams registering on Saturday will have to sing acapella for everyone in their underwear and do 500 pushups. A list of songs will be provided.

8PM - 4AM - Drink sponsored likours and run rampant in redhook. Is great area. They film “REAL WORLD” there. Is an IKEA. Lots of abandon factories y things.

SATURDAY, OCTROBE 10:

10am - polo start at PIT

11am-2pm - Avon Walk for Breast Cancer go by. LOS MARCOS LOVES BREASTS: DO NOT MESS WITH THEIR SHIT OR WE GET IN HUGE TROUBLES!

12pm - polo start at Tanahey Playground Rink aka Cherry St - Gookel map

3pm - some kind of weird version of bike polo. 2on2? Bike Croqueolo? Bike Poquet? Tandem Bike Polo? 15 on 15? No one knows! Especially us!

ALL DAY - Scavenger hunt. Is lots of points! Last year, winnig team of Quinn, Alexis, y Ian won because nearly half they point from Skavengar hunts

6pm - polo finish

7pm - alleycat - is fun and short and polo bike friendly! Maybe you get to wrestle Dumptruck again! Is always fun

9pm - huge group ride to Bushwick for awesome Metal show at Jack Cranque’s venue/apartment

10pm - Awesome metal show. FREE. Brooklyn Brewery sponsor. $2 beers!

2am - stop destroying Jack’s apartment! His roomates will never let LOS MARCOS back!

SUNDAY OCTOBER 11

10am - Polo start at PIT y Cherry St.

1pm - make sure you have lots of $ingles.

2pm - Scavenger Hunt finish. We need to count things

4pm - Polo finish! Get all you briberying done before this! Is no count for shit after 4pm, no matter what you does. LOS MARCOS has to count point y tally vote for MVP (MVP GET VERY SWEET PRICE THIS YEAR)

6pm - Awards!