LOS MARCOS MELEE IS COME UP BEFORE YOU NO IT! WE ASK FRIEND AT ALL BIKE SHOP THAT PLAY POLO AN THAY SAY THEY NO MISS THIS FOR THE WORLD. OF COURSE NOT! BIG NOOZ THIS YAR IS WE DEFINITELY HAVE TWO HOLE CORTS! TWO COURST FOR YOU PLAYING PLASURE. LOS MARCOS NO KEEP EYE ON SECOND CORT, SO YOU BE CAN “SERIOUS” OFER THERE IF YOU WANT. BUT BACK AT PIT THERE BE VOLCANIC GOAL POSTS, UNBRAKABLE PINATAS, WATER HAZARDS, TANDEM BIKE POLO, AN ALL THE TEQUILA YOU CAN DRINK. OH AND THERE GOING TO BE A VERY SARIOUS METAL SHOW THIS YEAR. IS HOST BY JAQUE CRANKQUE WHO HOST OU FIRS PARTY YARS AGO. NO ONE FORGET THAT, IS SURE.
¡Los Marcos Melee update. October 9-11
IS POSTINGD ON Jul 29 2009 BY EL MARCO Bueno¡WHERE IS HELL THE MY CELLFONE
IS POSTINGD ON May 27 2009 BY EL MARCO MaloTHIS GOTTDAMN CELLFONE IS ALWAYS LOSIUNG ME, I LOSE IT THREE TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. IS A NEW CELLFONE. IS MADE OF BLACK MATEL Y BONE WRAPPED IN WIRE.
IF YOU FIND THIS CELLFONE, YOU BERINGING IT TO THE PIT, YOU WILL BE REWAD WITH PRICES Y MANNY MANNY POINT AT LOS LARCOS MELEE THIS YARE.
I HAET CELLFONES.
IF ANNYBODY SEE IT, CALL ME.
¡THIS IS ABOOK ABUOT MODRAN WARFARE
IS POSTINGD ON May 20 2009 BY EL MARCO Malo
WELL THIS NO DOUBTING THAT ALL PEEOPLES ON EARTH MAEK WAR. SPRAK HAWK DOWN IS A STORY ABOOT SUCHA WAR. THISE GRIPEING GRITTY WARSTORY STORY IS SANTERED ON THIS BIG HALICOPTER SHIPMENT OF SPRAKS THAT GETS SHOT DOWN ON ITS WAY TO HALPING NEEDY PEEOPLES. FUUUCKK!!!!! IN THE ANSUING CHAOS MNANNY PEEEOPLE ANSER THE CALL TO HALP OTHAR HUMANS AND GET KILLED TRYING TO RECOVER THE PRECIOUS SPRAKS. GUYSA GET SHOT AND MANNY GOAL SCORED. AWESOEM PLAYS, OVER THE HANDLEBAR GOALS. I EVEN THINK SOMEONE DOES THE BRENDAN AT SOME POINT. IN THE AND, THEY GET TEH SPRAKS BAK, BUT AT WHAT COST THIS WAR OVAR LIQUID FUEL???? IN CLOSING, IS LASSON ABOUOT LIFE. LOSE PRECIOUS SPRAKS = PEEOPLE DIEING, MAKE CRAPPY BIEK, MUST CONTROL IT ALL. WE LOS MARCOS INTRIGUED BY THIS STORY SO MUCH WE FEEL COMPELLED TO SCREEN FILM ADAPATATION ABOUT HTIS STORRY OF MODRAN WARFARE..HOY CHIT. RIPLEY SCOTT FILM THIS MOVVY USING SLEEPY LENS. AT ONE POINT WE HEERING BAGPIPE Y FLUT MUSIC AND I SAYD, WHAT THE FUCK MOVVY ARE WE WATCYHING NOW. NEXT THING WE KNOW, MOVVY USHERS WAKING US UP AND KICKING US OUT.
IN THE END, THIS STORRY SAYS ALOT ABOUT THE SPRAKS INDUSTRY AND ITS IMPACT ON CULTRE AND THE WORKLD. ALSO, THAT WAR IS MADE TO BE MAKE, LIKE ON THE POLLO COURT. WE FIOGHTING FOR TAKE NO PRISONNERS FOR SPRAKS, FOR LIFE, AND THE MAN NAXT TO YOU. VIVALOSMARCOS.
THIS BLOGKPOST WRITTED USIEING DRUNKPRESS.
¡Bootyful Los Marcostan
IS POSTINGD ON May 19 2009 BY EL MARCO Hielo
Gigante's front yard
In my axetansive travels of world of Los Marcostan, always I bee sarching for historkial trademarks. This one i from famus postcard. Is one of most beaufitul spot in Los Marcostan. I porbaly have postkard from papa someware in cave. When Hielo get backk to top of mountain, he look for…it fery funny poskard. I pretty sure Malo has some too.
¡BALLING ALEY
IS POSTINGD ON May 12 2009 BY EL MARCO HieloEl Hielo hear. Heilo, everbody. I on way to Malwookie for Coque tornamet, and decide to pops tunnel boring maching up in shithole of Casper, Wyomig. Only reason to stop hear is to visit Boling alley named after us. I go in, I drink a dozen sex packs, then bole horrible. Personal worse score ever of 314. Ugh. I suspecs they bring is beer from Utah - less alceohol contents from thare. IS only axplanation for tarrible gayme.
In other noose, some jerk wif claver anacronym for wabsite talk shit about LOS MARCOS on internext. http://www.fuccit.com/ihavedumwebsite. If he braef enof to come to New York City fo LOS MARCOS MELEE, we teach is lesson. That right, fake man! I talk to you!
¡IS begin stalk in favorit town of Sparks, NV
IS POSTINGD ON Apr 17 2009 BY EL MARCO Hielo
What you can no see in background is that El Hielo broading train at town of Spracks, Nevada. This was first tunnel built from LOS MARCOSTAN, and we sorely dissapoint that town was not made from solid Sparks, like we expected. Still, it only 15 minute from Reno, Nevada, where we built our first tunnel extension to. Reno full of vice. Hooker, gampling, drogas. Is very close to living in Los Marcostan, except is mostly paved. Streets in Los Marcostan mostly made of sharp rocks and cooling lava. Much more comfortable on feet than itchy pavement.
Here in Sparks is where El Hielo begin collecting arms for arms race.
¡¡THIS IS *****ED UP MOVY!! (MOVY REVIEW)
IS POSTINGD ON Apr 13 2009 BY EL MARCO MaloSO THE OTTER DAY WE GOTO SEEING THIS MOVY. A CATEMY AWORD WINNER. IS VERY VILENT, *****ED UP MOVY YOU EVER SEE!!! INVOLFS GREED, MONNY, LEAFING YOU KIDS BEHIND ON A TRANE, KILLING DOODS THAT PRETAND TO BE YOUR BROTHER’S, LONG RAMPLING DIATRIBES AND BEATING THE ***** OUT OF HOLY PREISTS. AFTER WE GOT THROWN OTT OF THEATER DFOR VIDEOTAPEING, WE SITTED ON THE SIDEWALK AND DISCUSS FOR HOURS THIS MOVY. COME UP WITH AGREEANCE THAT THIS MOVY WAS *****ED UP AND YOU SHOULD OUGHT TOGO SEE IT. WE GIVEIT MANNY STARS Y THUMBS UYP. 
¡is new video
IS POSTINGD ON Apr 12 2009 BY EL MARCO Bueno
Los Marcos’ Best Day Ever from Ken Stanek on Vimeo.
¡We miss you, Spracks!
IS POSTINGD ON Apr 10 2009 BY EL MARCO Malo
¡This toilet paper is wrong
IS POSTINGD ON Apr 10 2009 BY EL MARCO BuenoAARRGGHTHTH!!! Someone did load is toilet paper so it roll from undarneath! This clearly is wrong way to roll. Bueno say a hundred time “please Gigante y Malo, i prefer my toilet paper rolling ON TOP, OK? On TOP!” It really mess up my Chi when they don’t take care of bathroom like that. Don’t even get me started on all the knuckle hairs they leave around. This batroom is WRECK! I maybe leave a note so they know how arngy I is.
