HELLO I IS EL MARCO BUENO AND I HAS TAKEN THIS RADIO STATION FOR MY COUNTRY TO OF LOS MARCOSTAN. IS FROM NOW ON LOS MARCOS RADIO. ¡WLMP! ¡VIVA LOS MARCOS! IS NOW TIME WHEN LOS MARCOS TELL YOU MANIFESTO DESTINY FOR LOS MARCOSTAN WORLD CONFERENCETATION.

FIRST) IS FUTILE TO RESIST. LOS MARCOS ES QUE VIRILE, AND IF NOT INPREGNATE YOU WOMEN WITH WARRIOR BABY, WE PROBABLY IMPREGENATE THEM WITH DISEASE WE IMPENETRABLE TO, WHICH YOU GET FROM THEM WHEN YOU TOUCH HAND WHEN YOU CRY BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY WITH BETTER LOVER OF LOS MARCOS. ¡VIVA LOS MARCOS!

2) THEY NO OTHER WOMENS IN LOS MARCOSTAN BESIDE GRANDMOTHER MARCA, SO ALL YOU WOMENS IS BELONGING TO US FOR NOW. ¡VIVA LOS MARCOS!

3) FROM BIRTH, YOU NEW BABY LEARN LOS MARCOS WAY OF LIFE, AND TRAIN FOR CRAND CHAMPINSHIP BIKE POLO MATCH – IS MATCH OF OLD KINGS OF LOS MARCOSTAN, BACK WHEN LOS MARCOSTAN WAS UNDERWATER AND WE ONLY HAVE LEGEND OF LEGENDARY GAME OF BIKE POLO. AVER SINCE ISLAND OF LOS MARCOSTAN RISE ABOVE WATER AGAIN, LOS MARCOS HAVE TRAIN TO REDOMINATE SPORT OF LAGEND, AND BRING DOMINANT BACK TO OUR ISLAND. WE TRAVEL EVEN TO LAME STATE OF CANADA TO PROVE THAT WE IS BEST IN WORLD. YOU NEW CHILDREN WILL MUST LEARN TO RIDE BIKE BY TIME THEY POOP ON THEY OWN. WE MAKE HANGY THINGY FOR CRIB MADE OF YOU EXHUSBAND BONES FOR BABY. AND HANGY THINGY HAVE POLO MALLET AND POLO BALL FOR STUPID BABY WHO NOT EVEN TALK YET TO HIT AROUND SO IN BABY HEAD IS NOTHING BUT POLO. ¡VIVA LOS MARCOS!

4) BY TIME BABY IS 6 MONTH, THEY MUST START FIGHTING OTHER BABY. THIS ACTUALLY VERY FUNHY TO WATCH BECAUSE BABY DON’T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT, BUT IT VERY IMPORTANT TO GROW UP HONING KILLER INSTINGCT. BY TIME CHILD GROW TO MATURITY AND GO THOUGH RITUAL OF FINGER WEBBING CUTTING, THEY MUS KNOW NOTHING BUT DESIRE FOR CRUSHING OF OPPONENT. ¡VIVA LOS MARCOS!

5) SO MANY OPPONENT CRUSH IN LAGENDARY SPORT OF BIKE POLO THAT IT HARD TO KEEP RACE OF LOS MARCOSTAN KEEPING. THAT WHY WE MUST NEED TO MAKE MORE AND MORE BABY. NOT ONLY IS IT UNDERSTANDIBBLY THAT LOSER OF POLO MATCH WANT TO END LIFE, IT ACTUALLY QUITE CUSTOMARY. SOME ANCIENT RELIGION LIKE MAYAN RELIGIOUN MAKE THE WINNER IS SACRIFICE BECAUSE THEY SAY HEAVEN IS PRETTY NICE PLACE, BUT THERE NO BETTER PLACE THAN LOS MARCOSTAN AND THAT WEHER YOU GET TO GO WHEN YOU IS TOTAL WIN OF BIKE POLO. ¡VIVA LOS MARCOS!

6) THE LAND OF LOS MARCOSTAN HAS A NATURAL ALCOHOL CONTENT IN WATER. THIS IS WHY LOS MARCOS MUST DRINK CONSTANTLY WHEN IN YOU INFERIOUR WORLD NO MATTER WHERE IN THE WOLRD LOS MARCOS IS. LOS MARCOS BLOOD ALWAYS NEED TO BE AT 5 CENTIMETER ALCOHOL OR ELSE LOS MARCOS HAS SEISURE, WHICH QUITE COOL, BUT SOMETIME MAKE YOU MISS POLO MATCH. THIS ONE TIME, EL BUENO HAS SEIZURE ONCE BECAUSE SOMEONE BRING HIM TO PARTY OF 11 YEAR OLD WHEN THEY WAS SHARLY TEMPLE AND PUNCH ONLY. I HAD SEASURE HALF HOUR INTO PARTY, WHEN THEY START SLIP AND SLIDE. IT WAS BEST TIME OF LIFE, AND HALF OF IT I ONLY REMAMBER FROM REPORT OF POLICES. BUT BECAUSE OF THE TIME SPAND IN THE JAIL, I MISS EAST COAST MASSENGER CHUMPIONSHIP POLO TORNAMENT AND SOMEONE ELSE WIN. THAN IN COURT FOR INDACENT AXPOSURE ON SLIP Y SLIDE TO LOT OF 11 YAR OLD, WE MISS NORT SIDE POLO INVITE AND SOME SAME PEOPLE WIN THAT TOO. THAN BECAUSE IN COURT AGAIN BECAUSE I BEAT UP OWN LAWYER FOR LETTING ME BE IN CORT AGAIN, WE MISS POLO TORNAMENT IN SEATTLE AND SOME HIPPY WIN THAT WON TOO. SO, REMAMBER TO MAKE YOU BABY DRINK ALOCOLOL CONSTANTLY SO THAY NEVER MISS POLO MATCHS

7) LOS MARCOS HAS ATHORITY TO UPCHANGE RULE OF MAFINESTO AT ANY TIME WITH NO GIVEN NOTICE, SO BE PREPARE TO BRING LOS MARCOS SANDWICH. IN FACT, RIGHT NOW, LOS MARCOS WANT A BLT WITH NO LETTUCE, NO TOMOATO AND NO BREAD. IF YOU BRING NOW, MAYBE WE SPARE YOU WIFE THIS WEEK. IF YOU BRING NOW, BUT YOU BRING WITH NO BEER, DEAL OFF. BE SMART ABOUT THIS.

LOS MARCOS LEAVE YOU NOW WITH RECORDING OF UNDERWATER SWIM VOYAGE FROM ISLAND FROM TO NEW YORK. YOU FIND IN REPEATING CHORUS FROM SONG OF HUMPBACK WHALE THAT PERHAP A GREATER CONSCIOUSNESS IS AT WORK IN THE DEEP. WORLD IS MYSTERIOUS PLACE, AND MANY MISTERY UNSOLVE STILL.