MILLION OF YEARS AGO, A GRATE VOLCANO SPEW FORTH ALL EMELENTS OF LIFE FROM BOTTOM OF OCHEAN. IN ONE DIRECSHUN WENT THING LIKE MONKEY, WHALES, AND VIRUSES, AND IN OTHER DIRECTION WENT THE PURE STRAIN OF LIFE THAT BEC AME LOS MARCOS. LOS MARCOS DEVELOP FROM THIS PURE STRAIN ALL THE WAY FROM ZYGOTES AND AMOEBAS, WITHOUT THE WEAKEND MUTATIONS OF REST OF WORLD. THESE MUTATIONS BRING STUPID THINGS LIKE THE APPENDIX, NEW JERSEY AND HABEAS CORPUS. LOS MARCOS NO NEED CRAP LIKE THAT, AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU.

A GEOLOGIC AMONALY ENCLOZED LOS MARCOSTAN IN A GIANT SPHERE OF ROCK, WITH A VOLCANO IN MIDDLE. SOME OF BEST MEOST NUTRICHIOUS FOOD IN WORLD, LIKE OUR AWARD WINING COFFE, GROW ON THE SIDE OF MOUNT MARCOSTAN. YOU SHOULD BUY SOME. LOS MARCOS LIVE OFF OF THE LIMITED, BUT SUPERIOR PLANT Y AMINAL INSIDE LOS MARCOSTAN FOR THOUSND OF YEARS TO BE AS OVIOUSLY PHISICALLY STRONGER THAN REST OF CIVILSATION. THEY CULTURE DEFELOPED WAR, LOVE, Y OPERA BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE, THEN GOT RID OF IT BECAUES IT BORING, AND THEY FOUND A BETTER THING: BIKE POLO. LOS MARCOS HAS PLAY BIKE POLO FOR 800 YEAR NOW, AND IS BESTER THAN ANYONE ELSE.