Sex:

FAVORIT STYLE
ANTELOPY STYLE
ANTEETERY STLYE
CHIPMUNKY STYLE
YAKY STYLE

Body type:

BIG

Zodiac Sign:

FISHCRABTOPUS (TURDUKKEN OF THE SEA)

Birthday:

DECIEMBRE 22, 0000 AD

Hometown:

FLAMING PIT OF SORROW GOLF AND SKI RESORT, LM

Relationship Status:

I TAKE YOU!

Looking For

X Friendship
X Dating
X A Relationship
X Networking
X Many sax partners

What are you doing right now?

SHRAPENING MALLETS TO DAGGER POINTS AND COATING THEM IN POISON SQUID INK.

Interests:

BIKE POLO, SMASHING, PULLING WINGS OFF OF CHILDREN, THE COLLECTED WORKS OF MICHEL FOUCAULT, BOOZ.

Political Views:

I HAVE VIEW FINDER ONCE, SHOW CLAYMAYSHUN STORY OF OLD KERNAL MARCOS DIGGING TUNNEL.

Religious Views:

WE ARE ALL ON THE BACK OF A TURTLE THAT ON AN ELEPHANT THAT ON BACK OF NAKED LADY WHO ON THE BACK OF ARMLESS MIDGETS. PRAY AT YOUR LEZSURE.

Activities:

WHAT DIFFRENCE BETWEEN INTRIST AND ACTIVITY? SEEM LIKE SAME THING TO GIGANTE. STUPID QUESTIONS.

Interests:

PILLAGING, LIFTING ROCKS, CONEY ISLAND LAGER, PLACING ROCKS IN DANGROUSLY PRIKAREEUS PLACES, WATCHING PEOPLE HIT BY ROCKS.

Smoke / Drink:

GET DUWI ONCE, POLICEMAN SAY I HAVE 32.5% BLOOD ALKOHOL CONTENT. I THOUGHT THAT LOW?

Children:

ONLY 1. TOO EXPENSIVE TO BUY FISH HEADS FOR MORE THAN ONE NINYO. EVERY DAY BRING FISH HEADS DOWN INTO BASEMENT, PUT ON FLOOR FOR BABY GIGANTE. RATTLE CHAINS MEAN FISH HEAD TIME. I USE TO LOVE FISH HEADS WHEN I WAS NINYO.

Favorite Music:

Deeds of Forest, Brutal Shrines, Nice Death, Screams of Woods, Northern Candle, Chaotic Insanity, Goat Bunny, Dark Tranquillity, Astral Slaughter, Hate Burial.

Favorite TV Shows:

LAW AND ORDUR SPECIAL LOS MARCOS VICTIMS UNIT. WATCH AT HILARIOUS PEOPLE WHO GET KILLED OR MADE INSANE OR BOTH BY LOS MARCOS IN NEW EXCITE WAYS! TUSDAYES AT 9 EASTERN.

Favorite Movies:

HELATH AND SAFETY VIDEO FOR PRETZAL MACHINE THAT EAT PEOPLES HANDS, BLOOD ON PAVEMENT INSTRUCTIONAL DRIVING MOVIE, “SO YOU THINK YOU HAVE SUPER HERPES”, -THIS WAS COMIC MASTERPEICE.

Favorite Books:

Heroes:

LOS MARCODUSA, ANCIENT FEMALE MARCOSIAN OF LEGEND, RENOWND FOR HAVING POLLO MALLETS INSTEAD OF PUBIC HAIR. SHE WON WORLD CHAMPIONSHEP IN 233 PLMD.

Email:

GIGANTE@LOSMARCOSPOLOS.COM

Website:

STUDIONUMBERNINE.NET

College:

GIGANTE IS AUTODIDACT, NO NEED COLLEJE.

High School:

PAPA SENT ME RIGHT TO LAVA MINES, HE SAY NO TIME FOR SCHOOL, GIGANTITO. YOU NEED MAKE MONEY FOR PAPA’S ‘MEDICINE’.

Employer:

LOSMARCOSTAN CHILDRUNS CENTER FOR CHILDREN WHO NEED LOVE AND SPESHUL CARE.

Position:

FUNERAL DIRECTOR