Sex:

HAHAHAHAHAH, SEX!

Body type:

BUILD FOR SPEED, AGILITY, AND SADUCTION

Zodiac Sign:

EL CHUPACABRE

Birthday:

APRIL 20, 5061, PGM

Hometown:

VOLCANO FLATS, LM

Relationship Status:

I TAKE YOU!

Looking For

X Friendship
X Dating
X A Relationship
X Networking
X Many sax partners

What are you doing right now?

SLEEPING WITH EYES OPEN, WAITING FOR TOOTH FAIRY TO COLLECT TEETH I TAKE OUT OF MOUTHS OF ENEMIES.

Interests:

BIKE POLO, TAUN TAUN WRANGLING, SCREAMING & YELLING, FISHING WITH PAPA, CALCULUS, HISTORY OF LOS MARCOSTAN, MURDER

Political Views:

UP DOWN UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A SELECT START

Religious Views:

CORRECT

Activities:

LAVA DIVING, CHAMPIONSHIP WINNING, CHUPACABRE WRANGLING, TEETH PULLING, BOWLING, TARGET PRACTICE, HIDING, THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!

Interests:

SAVAGERY, KARAOEWOOKIE, WATCHING THINGS DIE

Smoke / Drink:

NO WAY. IS BAD. HAHAH! SIKE. I PLAY JOKE. CAN’T BELIEVE YOU SO STOPID TO BULLEIVE THAT EL BUENO NO SMOKE OR DRANK. HAHAHA.

Children:

FORM MANY MANY OF WOMENS, YES.

Favorite Music:

Medieval Flesh, Screams of Gates, Infected Primordial, Dark Thorns, Awakened Shadow, Satanic Eternity, Feast of Casket, Iron Hound, Brutal Shrines, Carpathian Mass, Gore Spell, Goat Witchcraft, Pestilential Hearse, Bewitched Slime

Favorite TV Shows:

SO YOU WANT TO BE A LOS MARCOS. IS BEST SHOW ON TV. I CANT WAIT FOR NEXT SEASON TO START. IT SO FONNY IN FIRST EPISODES WHEN PEOPLE AUDITION AND THEY SO BAD HAHAHHAH, THAT ONE JUDGE IS SUCH JERK. BUT I LIKE WHEN THEY SAY “IS SORRY YOU NO HAS THE METAL FOR A MARCOS. ¡GANGALA!” AND THE LOSING CONESTANT DIES - IN DIFFERENT WAY EVERY TIME. SUCH A GOOD SHOW!

Favorite Movies:

GONE WITH THE WIND OF LOS MARCOSTAN, MR GIGANTE GOES TO WASHINGTON, DEATH STAR, ANYTHING WITH HALLE BERRY, JAMESONS, SPARKS, CONEY ISLAND LAGER, BEER

Favorite Books:

Heroes:

KERNEL MARCOS, WHO DIED BUILDING THE TUNNEL BETWEEN MEXICO AND RUSSIA

Email:

BUENO@LOSMARCOSPOLOS.COM

Website:

STUDIONUMBERNINE.NET

College:

LAVA CAVE ACADEMY OF MAGIC

High School:

MORE LIKE “I WAS HIGH” SCHOOL

Employer:

LOS MARCOS BODEGA

Position:

I CUT THE CHEESE