LOS MARCOS take brief side trip to Philadelphia in a few weeks for to promote LOS MARCOS MELEE. There a guy there name “Alabama” or somethig - he throwing what he claim is “World Championship” of bike polo. We has new boring machine to axtend our New York tunnel to Philthadelphai:

We been building is machine for long time and now it finally ready. Lot of time before when digging tunnel, we have hard time boring through infrastructure of small communities - their plumbing, sewage, school buses, cemetaries. They clog up machine. Not longer with “The Kernel X288″. Not much stand in our way now. We be there real soon!

El Hielo hear. Heilo, everbody. I on way to Malwookie for Coque tornamet, and decide to pops tunnel boring maching up in shithole of Casper, Wyomig. Only reason to stop hear is to visit Boling alley named after us. I go in, I drink a dozen sex packs, then bole horrible. Personal worse score ever of 314. Ugh. I suspecs they bring is beer from Utah - less alceohol contents from thare. IS only axplanation for tarrible gayme.

In other noose, some jerk wif claver anacronym for wabsite talk shit about LOS MARCOS on internext. http://www.fuccit.com/ihavedumwebsite. If he braef enof to come to New York City fo LOS MARCOS MELEE, we teach is lesson. That right, fake man! I talk to you!