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Halp a fraind of los marcos!

Saturday, April 24th, 2010

EL CHOMBO - a good friend and possible dopplergager for EL MALO - was found himself in bad askident on Thurday night. In his own words, he say

“I woke up on the pavement, spitting out teeth and blood after clearly being unconscious for an undetermined period of time….I think I may have been sideswiped by a livery car. I woke up alone and injured….poured peroxide on my face….found my teeth on the ground just by simply following the blood trail….p.s. I had a helmet on!”

UPDAITE: Thanks is to you for givigyou money. CHONGO now have enough monty to pay for fixig of teeth and porbably a row of shark teeths, too.

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More threateninig ladders

Monday, October 5th, 2009

We don’t know what to make of theas. But look at new eveidenc! By Friday, we no dought find out who is holding ou family hostage. Idiot left HIS OWN BIKE (or mabye HER OWN BIKE?!?) in one photo. Someon gots to is know who bike that is. And look at disembodied zombie hand hoding fore loko in other photo. We know one thig: this person is dead. No, not ded, but UNDEADS! The only way to defete them is to destroy their brain stem. Luckily, as LOS MARCOS knows quite well, pollo mallet is quite good for dismembership.

who bike i that!?

who bike i that!?

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LONG LEADER. TL,DR.

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