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ALLEYKAT
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009More threateninig ladders
Monday, October 5th, 2009We don’t know what to make of theas. But look at new eveidenc! By Friday, we no dought find out who is holding ou family hostage. Idiot left HIS OWN BIKE (or mabye HER OWN BIKE?!?) in one photo. Someon gots to is know who bike that is. And look at disembodied zombie hand hoding fore loko in other photo. We know one thig: this person is dead. No, not ded, but UNDEADS! The only way to defete them is to destroy their brain stem. Luckily, as LOS MARCOS knows quite well, pollo mallet is quite good for dismembership.
who bike i that!?
LONG LEADER. TL,DR.
Karaowookie party!
Friday, October 2nd, 2009
MERCALESSLIE WE WILL JUGJE YOU
Lucha VaVoom
Friday, September 18th, 2009Los Marcos go to this at Webster Hall on Sunday. Maybe we see you there
Hay Skrew you Philadephia, you bike thiefing piece of grabagE!
Thursday, September 10th, 2009
Is no my baby
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009Back on Friday, before the piece of garbage “World” Championships in Philthadelphia, EL MARCO BUENO found some mail threatenig him in New York City. It mistakenly go to very handsome and busy Ken Stanek, and Ken find BUENO outside of tunnel entrance before tornamet to give him postcard:
Now listen, kidnapper. How is we supposed to meet your demands if we don’t even know who you are? Believe me, LOS MARCOS knows how to kidnap. Let me give you some pointers. ONE: Duct tape. It’s cheap and strong and you can use it to patch holes in tunnel or bike tubes. TWO: make sure you sign ransome letter with forwarding address y contact info. This mistake cost LOS MARCOS hundreds of marcosian dollar one year, and we had to turn all captives into employees - even paying them a nickel an hour. THREE: That’s not my kid. No wait, that’s not my WIFE. It’s Gigante’s wife. My kid, his wife. I don’t think he knows about that. Thanks for making this awkward.
So ok Canada, I want Gigante’s wife’s kid back. LOS MARCOS does no take you threats lightly. Sure, we give you points when you pop open glove box y EL NINO PEQUENO pop out as a teenager - and then we take you to school in the Pit. VIVA LOS MARCOS!
We make good money.
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009Hay so Philadelphia, thank you a lot for stealig MALO’S bike. FTW, we say. Man, we never see Malo so upsat y dejekted befor. We try everything to chear him up. Got him prostitutes, whiskey, a pound of weed…nothing. So Sillydelphia, your little pieces of crap kids can eat chit! That’s what we thinks. Other than that, you did a goods tornamet, even tho all rules clearly stacked against LOS MARCOS. We see what we can do to change thems in next years tornamets. For now, of course, you come to New York in a months, and find out how real play is.
In other news, I took it upons myself to raise moneys for MALO for getting new bike. I go to dance club, dance and take off tights for money. Took maybe 15 minutes, and people was shoving worthless American and Canadian moneys down my pants. This is new way for LOS MARCOS to make money. Is a little easier than selling stolen babies anyway.
Tarckstar sponsor Pole Dance Bike
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009
It’s happening.
Bacon Piñata filled with Bacon
Tuesday, August 4th, 2009New THIS JUST IN we confirm with tournamet designer the status of el Piñata for LOS MARCOS MELEE. In prior year, we make tap-out Piñata from paper mashy, y midget from Canadana smash it in one stroke of his mighty mallet. We pledge no make mistake same again. We build INDESTRUCITBLE cabron-fiber Piñata in 2008 at LOS MARCOS MADNESS. It take whole day for exploding, and shower drunken fools below with buckets of candy. You should’v scene them. They adoroble, running for sugar. Maybe is reason no one did good in Alleycat later on. Sugar crash about time race start. This year, we take thing above y beyond for the making happy of everyone at LOS MARCOS MELEE. Our Piñata this year is to be made from bacon. And inside? Bacon. Bacon Piñata filled with Bacon. ¡VIVA LOS MARCOS! Is best torunament ever.
is filling with bacon!
¡THIS IS *****ED UP MOVY!! (MOVY REVIEW)
Monday, April 13th, 2009SO THE OTTER DAY WE GOTO SEEING THIS MOVY. A CATEMY AWORD WINNER. IS VERY VILENT, *****ED UP MOVY YOU EVER SEE!!! INVOLFS GREED, MONNY, LEAFING YOU KIDS BEHIND ON A TRANE, KILLING DOODS THAT PRETAND TO BE YOUR BROTHER’S, LONG RAMPLING DIATRIBES AND BEATING THE ***** OUT OF HOLY PREISTS. AFTER WE GOT THROWN OTT OF THEATER DFOR VIDEOTAPEING, WE SITTED ON THE SIDEWALK AND DISCUSS FOR HOURS THIS MOVY. COME UP WITH AGREEANCE THAT THIS MOVY WAS *****ED UP AND YOU SHOULD OUGHT TOGO SEE IT. WE GIVEIT MANNY STARS Y THUMBS UYP. 
