Back on Friday, before the piece of garbage “World” Championships in Philthadelphia, EL MARCO BUENO found some mail threatenig him in New York City. It mistakenly go to very handsome and busy Ken Stanek, and Ken find BUENO outside of tunnel entrance before tornamet to give him postcard:

Now listen, kidnapper. How is we supposed to meet your demands if we don’t even know who you are? Believe me, LOS MARCOS knows how to kidnap. Let me give you some pointers. ONE: Duct tape. It’s cheap and strong and you can use it to patch holes in tunnel or bike tubes. TWO: make sure you sign ransome letter with forwarding address y contact info. This mistake cost LOS MARCOS hundreds of marcosian dollar one year, and we had to turn all captives into employees - even paying them a nickel an hour. THREE: That’s not my kid. No wait, that’s not my WIFE. It’s Gigante’s wife. My kid, his wife. I don’t think he knows about that. Thanks for making this awkward.

So ok Canada, I want Gigante’s wife’s kid back. LOS MARCOS does no take you threats lightly. Sure, we give you points when you pop open glove box y EL NINO PEQUENO pop out as a teenager - and then we take you to school in the Pit. VIVA LOS MARCOS!