Back a few month ago, LOS MARCOS send a degelate to middle of courntry to stir up porpaganda machine, infiltratig town halls for our death care program y bribing gullible midwesterners with candy and booze. Many converts has been made to the marcosian way. It a grassroots thing, whatever that is. We no have “grass” in Los Marcostan. All covered with lava, and the alcoholic sea water no good for anything to grow except for booze trees and, oddly, coffee plants. It little known fact that our mysterious island is rife with nutrients to grow strongest, most robust flavorful coffee you ever tasted.

When our mole was out in Madison Wixconsin, checking in on dear leader, he told tale of this superior coffee to a willful acolyte out there. Willful acolyte, barely even drunk, agree to spend thousand and thousand of money in american worthless bills to develop LOS MARCOS BLEND for tasteless american market. Be prepared, America, for the most intense, eye popping coffee youse ever have. From Just Coffee. Coming in time for THE MELEE.