Hay chack it out, someone make font from Los Marcos. Thnaks itty bitty WAGN for point it out to us. We go collec royaltiy for national bank of los marcostan from thes people. Royal Bank of Los Marcostan. 2% adjustible rate motgrage! Cheap!

On June 6 an 7 later this summer, some farmers in the middle of the vast and stupid country of amercica is have tornamet to decide best of some part of bike polo. It very elite and INVITE ONLY. Fo some raeson, they say that not only can New York bring they best team, but is can bring ONE MORE TEAM TOO. Los Marcos, naturally, they say “Oh, that obviously us” because we even nbetter than best New York team, and tehy pretty good. Ugly, but good. So anyway, we about to say “HEY CHAKE FROM MALWOOKIE, LOS MARCOS IS COME FOR YOU TORNAMET UNLESS YOU WANT IS TO GIVE US TROPY ALREADY AND SPARE US TROUBLE OF HAVING TO DIG TUNNEL ALL THE WAY TO MALWOOKIE. TUNNELS GET AXPENSIVE, Y OTHER THAN TORNAMET, THERE ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO GO TO YOU UGLY SITY. EVER.” But then some whining doucheheads who speak in German but grew up in Minnesota or something say “waaahhhh wahhhhh, i is wants to go for Cog tornamet! I think I better and I think i can is win! waaah, I used to have a clown haircut! waaah!” So Los Marcos go “UGH OK FINE LITTLE MAN, WE HUMOR YOU IN YOU LITTLE QULAIFYING TOURNAMET”. After Los Marcos clearly win the qualifier, you can see them next in Malwookie, June 6 y 7. More news on the qualify matchings is on nycbikepolo.com

THIS YEAR LOS MARCOS DETERMINE WORLD BIKE POLO CHAMPION. WE PROMISE UNPARALLEL SHENANIGAN, HIJINK, MAYHEM, AND MADNESS. MARCOSIAN BROTHER JAQUE CRANK RETURN TO HOST PARTY BIGGER AND BETTER THAN PARTY AT LOS MARCOS MAYHEM IN 2007. THERE WILL BE METAL. MANY METAL BANDS. AND FREE BOOZE AND ANGRY WOMEN! ¡VIVA LOS MARCOS! VLM VLM VLM VLM

On this follow pages and hyperlinkings, you find what you been look for: HOW TO LIVE A BEST MARCOSIAN LIFE STYLE. Best way to live best marcosian lifestyle is read averything and read it again another time because it complex. Very complext and thought out throu centyury of unparallelogram phillosophy. Marcosian philospohy has develovped thousand of year before greek, roman, and reignaseance and have lage part in they development. Although we keep it unknown. Big sekret of life is something like Masons - but acktually MARCOS. Even is spelled silmilar. Who rote the Illuminatus? MARCOSIANS! Who rote thing for skakespeare? MARCOSIANS! Who dig the short, but useful tunnel betwen Mexico and Russia? OLD KERNEL MARCOS! Then he die. He my hero.

Is be sure read everything. You may mis some and regreat it. Also, youmay be quizz one day and you regret not having answer. There no cliffnote version to LOS MARCOS MANIFESTO. Is must read digliently.

Also make sure you buy our coffee, buy our shirts, buy our beer and wine, and come to our tornaments. ¡VIVA LOS MARCOS! ¡VIVA LOS MARCOS! ¡VIVA LOS MARCOS!

SSHH I HERE THERE IS A BOG. ONLY BOG I NO IS OF ETERNUL STENSH.