Archive for the ‘manifesto’ Category
The Jacque Crunk photo of the day
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009We make good money.
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009Hay so Philadelphia, thank you a lot for stealig MALO’S bike. FTW, we say. Man, we never see Malo so upsat y dejekted befor. We try everything to chear him up. Got him prostitutes, whiskey, a pound of weed…nothing. So Sillydelphia, your little pieces of crap kids can eat chit! That’s what we thinks. Other than that, you did a goods tornamet, even tho all rules clearly stacked against LOS MARCOS. We see what we can do to change thems in next years tornamets. For now, of course, you come to New York in a months, and find out how real play is.
In other news, I took it upons myself to raise moneys for MALO for getting new bike. I go to dance club, dance and take off tights for money. Took maybe 15 minutes, and people was shoving worthless American and Canadian moneys down my pants. This is new way for LOS MARCOS to make money. Is a little easier than selling stolen babies anyway.
WHERE IS HELL THE MY CELLFONE
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009THIS GOTTDAMN CELLFONE IS ALWAYS LOSIUNG ME, I LOSE IT THREE TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. IS A NEW CELLFONE. IS MADE OF BLACK MATEL Y BONE WRAPPED IN WIRE.
IF YOU FIND THIS CELLFONE, YOU BERINGING IT TO THE PIT, YOU WILL BE REWAD WITH PRICES Y MANNY MANNY POINT AT LOS LARCOS MELEE THIS YARE.
I HAET CELLFONES.
IF ANNYBODY SEE IT, CALL ME.
THIS IS ABOOK ABUOT MODRAN WARFARE
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
WELL THIS NO DOUBTING THAT ALL PEEOPLES ON EARTH MAEK WAR. SPRAK HAWK DOWN IS A STORY ABOOT SUCHA WAR. THISE GRIPEING GRITTY WARSTORY STORY IS SANTERED ON THIS BIG HALICOPTER SHIPMENT OF SPRAKS THAT GETS SHOT DOWN ON ITS WAY TO HALPING NEEDY PEEOPLES. FUUUCKK!!!!! IN THE ANSUING CHAOS MNANNY PEEEOPLE ANSER THE CALL TO HALP OTHAR HUMANS AND GET KILLED TRYING TO RECOVER THE PRECIOUS SPRAKS. GUYSA GET SHOT AND MANNY GOAL SCORED. AWESOEM PLAYS, OVER THE HANDLEBAR GOALS. I EVEN THINK SOMEONE DOES THE BRENDAN AT SOME POINT. IN THE AND, THEY GET TEH SPRAKS BAK, BUT AT WHAT COST THIS WAR OVAR LIQUID FUEL???? IN CLOSING, IS LASSON ABOUOT LIFE. LOSE PRECIOUS SPRAKS = PEEOPLE DIEING, MAKE CRAPPY BIEK, MUST CONTROL IT ALL. WE LOS MARCOS INTRIGUED BY THIS STORY SO MUCH WE FEEL COMPELLED TO SCREEN FILM ADAPATATION ABOUT HTIS STORRY OF MODRAN WARFARE..HOY CHIT. RIPLEY SCOTT FILM THIS MOVVY USING SLEEPY LENS. AT ONE POINT WE HEERING BAGPIPE Y FLUT MUSIC AND I SAYD, WHAT THE FUCK MOVVY ARE WE WATCYHING NOW. NEXT THING WE KNOW, MOVVY USHERS WAKING US UP AND KICKING US OUT.
IN THE END, THIS STORRY SAYS ALOT ABOUT THE SPRAKS INDUSTRY AND ITS IMPACT ON CULTRE AND THE WORKLD. ALSO, THAT WAR IS MADE TO BE MAKE, LIKE ON THE POLLO COURT. WE FIOGHTING FOR TAKE NO PRISONNERS FOR SPRAKS, FOR LIFE, AND THE MAN NAXT TO YOU. VIVALOSMARCOS.
THIS BLOGKPOST WRITTED USIEING DRUNKPRESS.
Bootyful Los Marcostan
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009
Gigante's front yard
In my axetansive travels of world of Los Marcostan, always I bee sarching for historkial trademarks. This one i from famus postcard. Is one of most beaufitul spot in Los Marcostan. I porbaly have postkard from papa someware in cave. When Hielo get backk to top of mountain, he look for…it fery funny poskard. I pretty sure Malo has some too.
IS begin stalk in favorit town of Sparks, NV
Friday, April 17th, 2009
What you can no see in background is that El Hielo broading train at town of Spracks, Nevada. This was first tunnel built from LOS MARCOSTAN, and we sorely dissapoint that town was not made from solid Sparks, like we expected. Still, it only 15 minute from Reno, Nevada, where we built our first tunnel extension to. Reno full of vice. Hooker, gampling, drogas. Is very close to living in Los Marcostan, except is mostly paved. Streets in Los Marcostan mostly made of sharp rocks and cooling lava. Much more comfortable on feet than itchy pavement.
Here in Sparks is where El Hielo begin collecting arms for arms race.
is new video
Sunday, April 12th, 2009
Los Marcos’ Best Day Ever from Ken Stanek on Vimeo.
We miss you, Spracks!
Friday, April 10th, 2009
This toilet paper is wrong
Friday, April 10th, 2009AARRGGHTHTH!!! Someone did load is toilet paper so it roll from undarneath! This clearly is wrong way to roll. Bueno say a hundred time “please Gigante y Malo, i prefer my toilet paper rolling ON TOP, OK? On TOP!” It really mess up my Chi when they don’t take care of bathroom like that. Don’t even get me started on all the knuckle hairs they leave around. This batroom is WRECK! I maybe leave a note so they know how arngy I is.
On The Art of Digging Tunnels
Thursday, April 9th, 2009The art of digging tunnels is complex and difficult, one must have the strength of an angry water buffalo and yet the grace of a complacent water buffalo. Becoming even a par tunnel digger can require years of training. One must know how to sharpen their fingers correctly, how to be able to scrub the grime from one’s teeth without removing the grit, and most importantly the art of “Dirty Punching”.
What is generally known to be the largest bicycle polo court in the entire world was an attraction in the 1944 World’s Fair - Los Marcostan -. The court was “dirt-punched” in it’s entirety from the innards of one of the country’s many semi-dormant volcanoes. Nearly 40,000 cubic tons of volcanic soil were removed to make the playing grounds. The first match played featured 2 teams consisting of 40 of the worlds drunkest and most caffeinated poloists. It was a glorious competition, sadly a final victor never arose as an impromptu lava flow instantly incinerated both teams during the half time “World’s Fair Strip-O-Rama Half-Time event Extravaganza”.
My uncle Artemus had a theory that if one could move with enough speedy flailing they could tunnel through water.
Later in life he proved this.
So there.
