THIS GOTTDAMN CELLFONE IS ALWAYS LOSIUNG ME, I LOSE IT THREE TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. IS A NEW CELLFONE. IS MADE OF BLACK MATEL Y BONE WRAPPED IN WIRE.

IF YOU FIND THIS CELLFONE, YOU BERINGING IT TO THE PIT, YOU WILL BE REWAD WITH PRICES Y MANNY MANNY POINT AT LOS LARCOS MELEE THIS YARE.

I HAET CELLFONES.
IF ANNYBODY SEE IT, CALL ME.

WELL THIS NO DOUBTING THAT ALL PEEOPLES ON EARTH MAEK WAR. SPRAK HAWK DOWN IS A STORY ABOOT SUCHA WAR. THISE GRIPEING GRITTY WARSTORY STORY IS SANTERED ON THIS BIG HALICOPTER SHIPMENT OF SPRAKS THAT GETS SHOT DOWN ON ITS WAY TO HALPING NEEDY PEEOPLES. FUUUCKK!!!!! IN THE ANSUING CHAOS MNANNY PEEEOPLE ANSER THE CALL TO HALP OTHAR HUMANS AND GET KILLED TRYING TO RECOVER THE PRECIOUS SPRAKS. GUYSA GET SHOT AND MANNY GOAL SCORED. AWESOEM PLAYS, OVER THE HANDLEBAR GOALS. I EVEN THINK SOMEONE DOES THE BRENDAN AT SOME POINT. IN THE AND, THEY GET TEH SPRAKS BAK, BUT AT WHAT COST THIS WAR OVAR LIQUID FUEL???? IN CLOSING, IS LASSON ABOUOT LIFE. LOSE PRECIOUS SPRAKS = PEEOPLE DIEING, MAKE CRAPPY BIEK, MUST CONTROL IT ALL. WE LOS MARCOS INTRIGUED BY THIS STORY SO MUCH WE FEEL COMPELLED TO SCREEN FILM ADAPATATION ABOUT HTIS STORRY OF MODRAN WARFARE..HOY CHIT. RIPLEY SCOTT FILM THIS MOVVY USING SLEEPY LENS. AT ONE POINT WE HEERING BAGPIPE Y FLUT MUSIC AND I SAYD, WHAT THE FUCK MOVVY ARE WE WATCYHING NOW. NEXT THING WE KNOW, MOVVY USHERS WAKING US UP AND KICKING US OUT.

IN THE END, THIS STORRY SAYS ALOT ABOUT THE SPRAKS INDUSTRY AND ITS IMPACT ON CULTRE AND THE WORKLD. ALSO, THAT WAR IS MADE TO BE MAKE, LIKE ON THE POLLO COURT. WE FIOGHTING FOR TAKE NO PRISONNERS FOR SPRAKS, FOR LIFE, AND THE MAN NAXT TO YOU. VIVALOSMARCOS.

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