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Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Gigante's front yard

Gigante's front yard


In my axetansive travels of world of Los Marcostan, always I bee sarching for historkial trademarks. This one i from famus postcard. Is one of most beaufitul spot in Los Marcostan. I porbaly have postkard from papa someware in cave. When Hielo get backk to top of mountain, he look for…it fery funny poskard. I pretty sure Malo has some too.

BALLING ALEY

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

El Hielo hear. Heilo, everbody. I on way to Malwookie for Coque tornamet, and decide to pops tunnel boring maching up in shithole of Casper, Wyomig. Only reason to stop hear is to visit Boling alley named after us. I go in, I drink a dozen sex packs, then bole horrible. Personal worse score ever of 314. Ugh. I suspecs they bring is beer from Utah - less alceohol contents from thare. IS only axplanation for tarrible gayme.

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In other noose, some jerk wif claver anacronym for wabsite talk shit about LOS MARCOS on internext. http://www.fuccit.com/ihavedumwebsite. If he braef enof to come to New York City fo LOS MARCOS MELEE, we teach is lesson. That right, fake man! I talk to you!

IS begin stalk in favorit town of Sparks, NV

Friday, April 17th, 2009

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What you can no see in background is that El Hielo broading train at town of Spracks, Nevada. This was first tunnel built from LOS MARCOSTAN, and we sorely dissapoint that town was not made from solid Sparks, like we expected. Still, it only 15 minute from Reno, Nevada, where we built our first tunnel extension to. Reno full of vice. Hooker, gampling, drogas. Is very close to living in Los Marcostan, except is mostly paved. Streets in Los Marcostan mostly made of sharp rocks and cooling lava. Much more comfortable on feet than itchy pavement.

Here in Sparks is where El Hielo begin collecting arms for arms race.