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Saturday, April 24th, 2010
EL CHOMBO - a good friend and possible dopplergager for EL MALO - was found himself in bad askident on Thurday night. In his own words, he say
“I woke up on the pavement, spitting out teeth and blood after clearly being unconscious for an undetermined period of time….I think I may have been sideswiped by a livery car. I woke up alone and injured….poured peroxide on my face….found my teeth on the ground just by simply following the blood trail….p.s. I had a helmet on!”
UPDAITE: Thanks is to you for givigyou money. CHONGO now have enough monty to pay for fixig of teeth and porbably a row of shark teeths, too.
Posted in Shenamigans, drogas, friends, threats on our lives | 2 Comments »
Monday, November 2nd, 2009
WE HAS SHIRT FOR SALE NOW. LEFTOVER FROM LOS MARCOS MELEE. OUR PRICING IS INSANE! ONLY $12 PLUS $6 FOR SHIPPING AND HANDLIG. THEY HANDLE BY MARCOSIAN CHIDREN - SAME CHIDREN WHO MAKE US OUR POLO BIKES Y ROLL US OUR BIDIS. ONLY CHILD OF LOS MARCOSTAN TRUSTED BEST FOR SHIRT DELAVERY, AND WE IS GUARANTEE YOU (UNLESS YOU LIVE IN CANADIA OR SOMEWHERE ELSE NOT IN UNIDED STADES) MOST PERFECT DELIAVERY EVER. THREE COLOR IS AVAILBLE - RAD, BLUES, AN BALK. BUY NOW BEFORE THEY IS ALL GONE!!!!! CLICK HERE
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Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
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Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
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Monday, October 5th, 2009
We don’t know what to make of theas. But look at new eveidenc! By Friday, we no dought find out who is holding ou family hostage. Idiot left HIS OWN BIKE (or mabye HER OWN BIKE?!?) in one photo. Someon gots to is know who bike that is. And look at disembodied zombie hand hoding fore loko in other photo. We know one thig: this person is dead. No, not ded, but UNDEADS! The only way to defete them is to destroy their brain stem. Luckily, as LOS MARCOS knows quite well, pollo mallet is quite good for dismembership.
who bike i that!?
NEXT CRAD:
LONG LEADER. TL,DR.
Posted in Melee, Shenamigans, heckling, threats on our lives | 1 Comment »
Saturday, October 3rd, 2009
Is announc! MVP of LOS MARCOS MELEE win a brang noo SKEET VELO JOUST from Tukker at Waterford! SKEET VELO! Is first ever polo bike mad e from grod up jus for poolo. El Chombo has one. El Coach from Odd-owa has one. They both ok polo playerz too. And now you UH HUH YOU can has one too. BUT YOU HAS TO BE MVP!!!
NOW WE NOEZ WHAT YOU THIKING? How is I to is be Mos Valubal Palyer? LOS MARCOS, HAPL! HOW IS I TO BE MOS VABUAL PALYER?!?1 First, stop skreaming at us! Second, you shod aks valuble palyers from last years - Dumptruk from Chicago y Banezworf from Richmond. What did they do? They maintain marcosianism all weakend long! What is “Marcosianism”? It fary difacult concept to wrap hed around. Start with step one. Read this site. You figure it out. If you can find manifesto, then you get bonus point. Then let go to step too. Bribery. Bribery is very importat aspec of LOS MARCOS MELEE. Judgegs is very much open to points for favors. How does you get poits? Oh mang, so many way. Karaoke. Alleykat. Polo. Scaveger hut. Habanero eatig contest. Party. Tru MVP try - at least TRY - to do all of thiz.
Tags: bribery, fleet velo, Melee, MVP, prizes, tournament
Posted in Melee, TORNAMET, bribery, prizes | 1 Comment »
Saturday, October 3rd, 2009
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Friday, October 2nd, 2009
MERCALESSLIE WE WILL JUGJE YOU
Posted in Krackaodokee, Melee, Shenamigans, booze, bribery, heckling | No Comments »
Monday, September 28th, 2009
OU frand is try to rent apratement in Williaberg. We use BOLG here to sprad word and he find good parson is for to live in apratement. Is real nice. LOS MARCOS go thare and do drogas a lot. Look at ad: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/abo/1395017872.html
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