Is announc! MVP of LOS MARCOS MELEE win a brang noo SKEET VELO JOUST from Tukker at Waterford! SKEET VELO! Is first ever polo bike mad e from grod up jus for poolo. El Chombo has one. El Coach from Odd-owa has one. They both ok polo playerz too. And now you UH HUH YOU can has one too. BUT YOU HAS TO BE MVP!!!

NOW WE NOEZ WHAT YOU THIKING? How is I to is be Mos Valubal Palyer? LOS MARCOS, HAPL! HOW IS I TO BE MOS VABUAL PALYER?!?1 First, stop skreaming at us! Second, you shod aks valuble palyers from last years - Dumptruk from Chicago y Banezworf from Richmond. What did they do? They maintain marcosianism all weakend long! What is “Marcosianism”? It fary difacult concept to wrap hed around. Start with step one. Read this site. You figure it out. If you can find manifesto, then you get bonus point. Then let go to step too. Bribery. Bribery is very importat aspec of LOS MARCOS MELEE. Judgegs is very much open to points for favors. How does you get poits? Oh mang, so many way. Karaoke. Alleykat. Polo. Scaveger hut. Habanero eatig contest. Party. Tru MVP try - at least TRY - to do all of thiz.

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