Hay so Philadelphia, thank you a lot for stealig MALO’S bike. FTW, we say. Man, we never see Malo so upsat y dejekted befor. We try everything to chear him up. Got him prostitutes, whiskey, a pound of weed…nothing. So Sillydelphia, your little pieces of crap kids can eat chit! That’s what we thinks. Other than that, you did a goods tornamet, even tho all rules clearly stacked against LOS MARCOS. We see what we can do to change thems in next years tornamets. For now, of course, you come to New York in a months, and find out how real play is.

In other news, I took it upons myself to raise moneys for MALO for getting new bike. I go to dance club, dance and take off tights for money. Took maybe 15 minutes, and people was shoving worthless American and Canadian moneys down my pants. This is new way for LOS MARCOS to make money. Is a little easier than selling stolen babies anyway.