New THIS JUST IN we confirm with tournamet designer the status of el Piñata for LOS MARCOS MELEE. In prior year, we make tap-out Piñata from paper mashy, y midget from Canadana smash it in one stroke of his mighty mallet. We pledge no make mistake same again. We build INDESTRUCITBLE cabron-fiber Piñata in 2008 at LOS MARCOS MADNESS. It take whole day for exploding, and shower drunken fools below with buckets of candy. You should’v scene them. They adoroble, running for sugar. Maybe is reason no one did good in Alleycat later on. Sugar crash about time race start. This year, we take thing above y beyond for the making happy of everyone at LOS MARCOS MELEE. Our Piñata this year is to be made from bacon. And inside? Bacon. Bacon Piñata filled with Bacon. ¡VIVA LOS MARCOS! Is best torunament ever.
is filling with bacon!
is it gonna have eyeballs, that shit looks so gross
Plan is to take baby donkey, make him eat pig, then stuff him inside another pig, and cook whole thing. We cut holes for his eyes so he can watch the entire time.