THIS GOTTDAMN CELLFONE IS ALWAYS LOSIUNG ME, I LOSE IT THREE TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. IS A NEW CELLFONE. IS MADE OF BLACK MATEL Y BONE WRAPPED IN WIRE.

IF YOU FIND THIS CELLFONE, YOU BERINGING IT TO THE PIT, YOU WILL BE REWAD WITH PRICES Y MANNY MANNY POINT AT LOS LARCOS MELEE THIS YARE.

I HAET CELLFONES.
IF ANNYBODY SEE IT, CALL ME.